All the big companies like Amazon and Google have merged into a giant corporation called Blorp—and who doesn’t love scrolling through the Blorp Day deals and watching Blorp Reels on their Blorp? But when Greta tries to shepherd her screen-addicted family through a Sunday of quality time without anything Blorp, it pops up in different forms everywhere from the bus to the local restaurant to the park, demanding they watch three minutes of ads or give it their blood. Is there anything Blorp-free left? Find out in this hilarious one-act satire.

• Comedy, 25 – 35 Minutes
• 5 f, 5 m, 2 either (12 actors possible: 0-12 f, 0-12 m)