When two college recruiters at a prestigious university need to fill one last spot to keep their jobs, thirteen eccentric, dimwitted and slightly-insane high school seniors are eager to come in for an interview. What seems like a simple task turns into a nightmare when the applicants turn out to be a reality TV star, a practicing vampire, an amateur magician and others that are much, much worse. Each applicant’s scene hilariously illustrates what NOT to do at a college interview. With this play, Ian McWethy has created a work to soothe the worries of anyone who might be applying to college – after all, you can’t be worse that the characters you’ll see here.

• Comedy, 25 – 35 Minutes
• 5 f, 5 m, 2 either (12 actors possible: 0-12 f, 0-12 m)